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Learn the Finnish you’ll actually use, plus why this “secret language” makes Finland irresistible
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Join us as we share practical Finnish phrases you’ll really use while traveling, along with cultural insights that make Finland a must-visit destination. Discover how a few words can enhance your experience and deepen your connection with this fascinating country.
Think you can hear the difference between tuli, tuuli, and tulli? We dive into the sounds, rhythm, and real-life phrases that make Finnish surprisingly learnable—and endlessly fun—when you know where to start. With our friend Evelina guiding pronunciation and cultural nuance, we pull together a traveler’s toolkit you can use the moment you land: simple greetings (hei, moikka), how to say sorry and excuse me, the “please” workaround with kiitos, and the power duo missä on… and on to find bathrooms, train stations, airports, cafes, and more.
We keep things practical and warm. You’ll learn to order confidently—yksi kahvi/tee/vesi, kiitos—and to spot the words that unlock your day: vessa, juna-asema, lentoasema, kahvila, ravintola. We also share the secret sauce to sounding local: noniin, the multi-tool filler that fits nearly every moment, from rallying your friends to nodding along with a story. Along the way, we taste our way through Finland: the comfort of karjalanpiirakka, the sweetness of pulla, the debate over salmiakki, and why Fazer chocolate sits perfectly between Swiss and Belgian styles. Expect pronunciation tips on double letters and the ä vowel, plus the legendary phrase kuusi palaa that proves context is everything.
Beyond language, we celebrate what keeps us returning: Santa’s Lapland roots, reindeer on quiet roads, the wow of the northern lights, and the radical shift between midnight sun and winter darkness. These rhythms shape how Finnish feels in your mouth and in your day. Whether you’re planning a first trip to Helsinki or polishing your phrasebook for a Lapland adventure, this guide helps you speak clearly, order kindly, and enjoy more of what makes Finland special.
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Welcome & Why Finland Matters
Speaker 3This transcript was automatically created and has not be read or edited by our team. Hi, I'm Alexa. And I'm Rory. And together we are The ROAMies. We are married to each other. Right. We are a touring musical duo.
Speaker 2And our music has taken us to all kinds of places all around the world and keeps us always on the go.
Speaker 3So we hope you enjoy our stories and adventures while running around working to keep all your plates spinning.
Speaker 2And we hope to facilitate your busy lifestyle and feed your inner travel bug.
SpeakerMm-hmm.
Speaker 2Hi everyone, welcome to the Romies Podcast. We are continuing our Language for Travelers series. And today we are going to focus on a really fun language, and it's a very interesting language and very unrelated to other languages language.
Speaker 3Well, very unrelated to other languages, languages.
Speaker 2Yes.
Finnish Basics: Sounds, Doubled Letters, Rhythm
Speaker 3Yes, yes.
Speaker 2We're going to teach you Finnish today. Now, Finnish you're pretty pretty much going to use only in Finland. Like we've talked about German. Yeah, talking about German, where you can use that in multiple places. French, you can use it in multiple countries.
Speaker 3Arabic, same.
Speaker 2Yeah. But Finnish, you're going to use it in Finland.
Speaker 3And so it's like a secret language.
Speaker 2Yeah. And you're thinking, why are we giving you such practical advice? Well, here's our practical advice. You need to come to Finland. Finland is amazing. We s we end up find ourselves coming here every single year. And we love the people. We think they have the best chocolate in the world, which is crazy. Agreed. Yeah. And so it's just you need to come to Finland, and that's why we are spending time and effort to have this little lesson for you. Yes. So it's worth it. All right. So today, our teacher with us is the awesome Evelia.
SpeakerYes.
Speaker 2Thank you so much for joining us. We're really glad to have you. One of the things, so Rory and I, because we've come to Finland every year. Quite a few times. They're already pros.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, the job win.
Speaker 2Now, another here's a little trick, too. You can so many people in Finland do know English. They're learning English in school. And so that's really helpful. But still, even if people are speaking English and it's very common in a country, we still want to be polite. We still want to be respectful. One and before Evelyn dives in, one other little fun thing that Rory pointed out to me when we were first coming.
Speaker 3I pointed something fun out to you. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 2With the Finnish language, do you want to tell them how you read it?
Speaker 3Oh, yeah. It's like, what is this thing? I'm going to tell them. Tell me too. Yes. So one thing that you have to your advantage in learning Finnish is that they pronounce every letter. Really, no two letters make a singular sound.
Speaker 2So if you see a word, which it can be four letters, it could be how many letters.
Greetings and Polite Words
Speaker 3Yeah, it could be a word this so long. This, but yeah, an internal. But you can slowly pronounce it because you say every letter. If there are two T's together, you say both T's. Two L's, both L's.
Speaker 2I mean it's And two I's together, both I's.
Speaker 3Yeah, your vowels, you say both T.
Speaker 1So we have a friend, Mika, and it's two I's and it's crazy. What would you say? So reading out loud is gonna be way easier than, for example, French. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 3Oh, way easier. Yeah. For sure. Yes, yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 1I'm not gonna answer that. I don't know French.
Speaker 3Just trust me.
Speaker 1Let's keep going with the finishing.
Speaker 3Okay, finish. Yes, yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, there's so many. And another little interesting thing about Finnish that we've just as Americans that we've discovered is that they put their prepositions at the end of the word. And so their words are like, like I said, 16 syllables per word. And that's because they're doing like a whole sentence. One word is a sentence. So it's like in the car. Or she has something in the car is like one word.
Speaker 3Yeah, school of plumbers for Finnish people who live in Lapland. It's all one word. I mean, it's hard to read at a glance if you're driving down the street with street signs.
Speaker 1And everything has a thousand meetings. So you're gonna go farm with just three words. Nice. Nice.
Speaker 3That's right.
Speaker 2See, and we're gonna feel so smart after this episode. I really, I really love that. So yeah.
Speaker 3Way more than you need for Finland. Yes.
Speaker 2So, Evelyn, what would you say? Usually we might start out with a greeting. Would you say that's a good place to start? For sure, for sure.
Speaker 1There's many, many ways to greet someone in Finnish, but I'd say a nice, polite, still cool and chill way is to say moika. Moika. Moika. Moika. I think that that's fine. Or if you but want to be a bit more formal, hey is fine. The same as in English. Nothing. I think so. I think that moika is something you say like moika, hey to a friend, maybe. Hey is more hey.
Speaker 3That's why everyone says, first of all, yeah. Okay.
Speaker 1But both are fine. I think hey obviously is a lot easier if you don't want to learn anything new. Moika, if you want to learn something new.
Speaker 2Okay. And hey, they even though they say hey, like we say hey, they spell it H-E-I. So there is a different spelling. Just in that way.
Speaker 3So with moika, say like the two syllables slowly and clearly for everyone.
Speaker 1Moika. So it's two-case, but moika. Ah. It's hard to hear from the from when you say it out loud, but it is two-case.
Key Travel Phrases: Where, Thank You, Yes/No
Speaker 2Moika. Can we can we just do our Thuli-Tuli Thuli example here before we dive in more? Sure. Because this goes with the whole two-letter things. Ah, tule. Right. So we've got fire, wind, and we're going to be able to do it.
Speaker 3So tell us the word for fire, wind, and customs.
Speaker 1Fire, word, and customs. Fire, wind.
Speaker 3Wind.
Speaker 2Fire, wind. Thuli, tuli, tuli, basically. Yeah. Thuli, tuli.
Speaker 3For us, they sound the same thing.
Speaker 1Tully, tully. Uh-huh. Yes. I'm already gonna know this. Okay, this is what the Finnish language is all about. You're getting to the root of it now. Uh okay. So basically, tuli, tuli, and tuli have three completely different meanings. And they're totally different words.
Speaker 3Yeah, they don't sound the same to these people.
Speaker 1So re repeat the three different words. So the first one is tuli, or the second one is tuli, and the third one is tuli. Okay.
Speaker 2So what's the difference in the spelling? And then pronounce them again.
Speaker 1Yeah. Okay, so fire is tuli. And it only has one u. So tuli. T-U-L-I. Yes. Okay. Wind is tuli with two U's, otherwise completely the same. So T-U-U-L-Is.
Speaker 3And she said both the Us.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. And actually also Thuli as in wind also means it used to be windy. Okay. Sorry for another time. And the last one is Tully, as in customs. Customs. Like when you go through an airport or into a country. And the difference with that one is it has one U but two L's. So tully. So tully, tully, tully. And this is why Finnish is hard. Yes.
Speaker 2Because when we, as Americans, when we hear it, it all sounds the same. And you know, when yeah. So moika has two kings. Moika. Moikka. Yeah. But how could you know? All right. Wow, all that just for greeting. Okay, so that's hello.
Speaker 3What about like thank you? Uh excuse me. Yeah, what do you think is something that you would want someone to know that would, you know.
Navigating Places: Bathroom, Train, Airport, Cafe
Speaker 1With sorry, you can go a long way. Okay. It's basically, oh, oops, forgive me. For example, if you bump it to someone on the street, you can say, oh, sorry. Okay. It's it's not super polite, but it's not unpolite. It's familiar and it's like a very just um very useful. Very useful and fast way of saying uh sorry. So sorry. I think the only kind of pronunciation difference to English is in Finnish. Yeah, it's a flip R. So sorry. So just sorry. Yeah, yeah. That's true. Yeah, that's the difference. Okay. But even if you would be even if you would say sorry with a bit of a rounder S, it would work. Sorry. And then if we want a bit more formal way of saying sorry, it would be on the X. Okay. On the Xi. Alright, so break that down syllable by s on thic C.
unknownOkay.
Speaker 1And that only has one K. You would never know though.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how many E's does it have? Uh two. Two E's. Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay. So again, if you say it really slowly, on thic C. Okay.
Speaker 1On the Xi.
unknownYeah.
Speaker 3Did you hear say both the E's? So say it again fast.
Speaker 1I didn't. On the Xi. Okay. On the Xi.
Speaker 3She's so good with the language, right? It's like she sounds so negative.
Speaker 2It's like I'm bored Finnish or something. Yeah, it's so negative. Wow. Okay. So that's excuse me. And then so like sorry. And then are you gonna use excuse me in excuse me, can I get your attention?
Speaker 1Sorry, would actually work. I think sorry. Okay.
SpeakerYeah.
Speaker 1But even if I were if even if I was, for example, in class and I would need to ask something from the teacher, I could just say, ah, sorry. Okay. And then I could say my my thing, whatever I need to say. Okay. Alright. Or antexi, but again, that may might be a bit formal. Sorry. Mulin Asian would be sorry. I have something to say.
Speaker 2Okay. But moolin Asian, whatever you just said. We don't need to know that for travel right now. Okay. So what's our next thing for travel that is good and helpful? Uh I'd say Well, thank you.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 1Yeah, of course, of course. Thank you would be kitos. Okay. Kitos. I don't think that there's really another way of saying that. Yeah. So that has two eyes. I think that I I think that you can even maybe hear. Kitos. Kitos. Okay.
Speaker 3There it is.
Speaker 1And then what about um thank you very much? Kitos palion. Okay. That's even maybe sim more simple. More simple than the English way of saying kitos better. Kitos palion. Okay, can you slow that down? Balion. Balion. So it's a hard P. Balion. Okay.
Speaker 2Kitos Balion. So let's say I want to go somewhere. Where would I how would I say where is? Missa on.
Speaker 1For example, the bathroom. Vissa. Missa on this. Okay.
Speaker 3So where is the the bathroom. And so but I mean the word where.
Speaker 2And so if we were to translate each word that you're saying, how can you break that down for?
Speaker 1Misa on, because there's no the in Finnish. So if you if you would be um starting the sentence of like principle, where is the something? Right. It's just misa on. So misa is where? Yeah, misa is where. Okay. On is where is something. Okay.
Speaker 2Yeah. So if we need where is the restrooms or the toilets, then how do we say that?
Speaker 1Misa on this. Misa on this. So on is is. That's gonna be useful in a lot of things.
Speaker 3And two s is in vessa.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Also in misa. Misa and vessa. Also. Pretty similar words. Yeah. So then we're on.
Ordering Like a Local: Coffee, Tea, Water, Please-Without-Please
Speaker 2Okay. Now vessa is kind of like also veti, right? Like isn't there veta and veti and all of that stuff? So what's the difference between toilet and water? Um, okay. Um you don't want to confuse them.
Speaker 1You don't you don't want to confuse those. If you need to use the bathroom, you don't want you don't want more water. Yeah, right. So this y is water. This y. It's also with the same as this y. So V-E-S-I. V-E-S-I. V-C. Okay. And bathroom is this. So an A in the ending.
unknownOkay.
Speaker 1And two S. And two S. Two S. Yeah. Okay. Alright. And also with Misa, there's an A that is there that you're gonna be very familiar with if you try to learn any Finnish. And you're also gonna be very confused because it looks just like an A, like an A. A. A. Yeah, A letter A in Finnish A. Right. But it looks just like an A with two dots. Okay. Uh above it. Yeah. Okay. And it's said as A.
Speaker 3More like R. Okay.
Speaker 1Like at Apple.
Speaker 3For English speakers. Yeah. So you see the two dots. It's ah, not ah.
Speaker 2Speaking of cats, I miss my cats. How do you say cat? Kisa. Kisa. Like this. There you go. Two S again. I just have to point out, we're not with our cats right now because we're actually recording this in Finland. Yeah. Because we recorded Japanese in Switzerland. We recorded Arabic in Finland. And we recorded. We were in like different countries for everything, but now we're actually in Finland recording. For the Finnish language.
Speaker 3How strange that we would do that.
Speaker 2It's crazy. Okay. Anyway, so back to we've learned, excuse me, where is the whatever, but you don't say the. Yeah. Right. You just say the whatever. So what what else are we gonna need?
Speaker 3Thank you. Yes, no. What about this?
Speaker 1Yes, no. Yeah. Yes, it's y. Yo. So j-o-o. Two of the.
Speaker 2So you're if you see a j, it's a y. And if you see a y, it's not a y sound, it's a u sound.
Speaker 3Well, sort of. It's like the German um law.
Speaker 1Okay. And no. A. A. So e I. A. Okay. That's very simple.
Speaker 2Which rhymes with hey. H-E-I. It's basically just the ending of hey.
Speaker 3Yeah. Take the H off.
Speaker 2See, you're learning so much. Okay, going back to the where is the? If I'm if I want to find where is the, I'm gonna need toilets, where is the water fountain? Where is the restaurant? Can you teach us some of those words? Words and phrases, yeah.
Speaker 1Uh so for example, restaurant and well, we already learned bathroom, which is best. Let's try this one. Okay. Might be a bit hard. Train station. Great. Where is the train station? Very useful. Yeah. Might be a bit hard. Yuna asema. And if someone actually asks for you in finish, they're gonna say misa yuna asema. But if we were gonna take it slow, it's gonna be misa un yuna asema. So train is yuna. J O no J U N A and Asema is A S something. I'm not gonna go there. Asema.
Speaker 3A-S-E-M A.
Speaker 1Asema. Yuna Asema.
Speaker 2That might be useful.
Speaker 3Use that.
Speaker 2So that's the train station. And then uh, what if we want to know where's the airport?
Speaker 1Lendo asema. So asema is the same. Asema. Lendo is like flight station, not plane station. Okay. Lendo asema. Lendo asema. And then in the whole sentence, where is the airport? We saon lendo asema. Yes. Okay.
Speaker 3As travelers, we often like to be polite, you know. So in Finland, I remember the first time I wanted to say please. Um and now having gotten into the culture better, it's so appropriate. I find it really intriguing that you don't really have a word for please.
Speaker 1No, and you don't also really need to use it to be polite. Right. Yeah. You just need to eat.
Snacks & Sweets: Karjalanpiirakka and Pulla
Speaker 3How do you How are you polite if you're asking for something in Finnish and says, hey, give me this?
Speaker 1Yeah. Now there's a few ways. There's either you can change the way that you say, can I have this, or you can add kidos to whatever you're having. So for example, if I would go to a cafe and I would want to order a coffee, I could either say voicing co sara instead of otan. For example, otan is like I'll take. I can either change it to could I please could I have not please? Could I have? Or I can just add kidos, which is thank you, to whatever I'm having. So I could, for example, say, I'll have a coffee, kitos. And kitos is just thank you. And that's if you learn that, you're also gonna be able to use it in other things.
SpeakerOkay.
Speaker 1So how do we say can I have a coffee? I could just say uksy, cohabi, kitos. So that'll be one coffee thanks. One coffee please, basically. Um so uksy is one. Uksi. That has the Y. Uksi. Kohvi is coffee. That word you're also gonna need a lot. They're coffee drinkers. I don't think coffee better.
Speaker 3And there's an H in that one. So it's not just coffee, it's Cohvi. Yeah, how about that? Try that one.
Speaker 1Uksi, cohvi, quietos.
Speaker 3So brush your teeth before you have to say that in someone's face.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay. At the stand. Um if that's too hard, you can even just say cohvi quietos.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1That'll get the message there.
Speaker 3I use the quietos all the time. Just like do you speak English? Uh so then after everything, you can put that and it makes you feel like you're being more polite. It does. It's in your veins.
Speaker 2Now, even though I the Finns drink a lot of coffee, I hear that it's not so great. So how do we ask for may I have some tea?
Speaker 3Oh, this from you.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, of course I want tea. Of course. Tea in itself is actually a very easy word because it's just the same as we would say just the uh letter T in finish. Okay. So you could then say ooksy te kitas. Okay. Very simple.
Speaker 2You're gonna need if I want water, I'm gonna say ooksy thisy kitas. All right. And I'm gonna get this coffee and tea and water at either a cafe or a restaurant. So what are our words for cafe and restaurant and those kinds of places?
Speaker 1Cafe. Cafe is cohabila. Now that's a bit hard again. Uh it basically has the word coffee in it. Cohobi. Coffee la. So just the same word as coffee coffee, go. Again with the weird H.
Speaker 3And add la.
Goodbye Made Easy and The Magic of “Noniin”
Speaker 1Yeah. Okay. And if you want to order multiple things, so for example, you want a water and a coffee and a tea, you can add add yuck. Yuck is and one basic water, yuck, go hobby, coffee, yuck, tea.
SpeakerThere you go, the king of the happily you're providing it with all of these things.
Speaker 1All of these things. Yes. And what are we going to eat with our coffee and taste? Mmm. I wonder, maybe some rye bread or a goriolan biraka. So goriolan birakka is one of maybe the most traditional foods in Finland. It's kind of like a sandwich type of bready pastry that's made of rye flour and like a dough part, and then some rice porridge inside. And that's something that you might maybe order in cafe. So gariolan birakka. Biraca is a pie, and gariolan is just the beginning of the word. Gariolan birk.
Speaker 2Okay, so if we're looking at it, if we're just Americans trying to read it, we would say Carillian pie. Yeah. Is that exactly? Okay. But then it used to get it. Gariolan beer. Okay. Beautiful.
Speaker 1And what is this poola stuff? Pula. Mmm. I'd say what it would be straightly translated into English, maybe like a bun. Like a sweet bun. Yeah, like a s yeah.
Speaker 3Well, it depends.
Speaker 1For us, yeah. Yeah. It's like a pastry sweet bun, basically. Made out of wheat and butter and sugar and sometimes eggs. Yeah, yeah. And so that is what do you call that? Yeah. Bulla. It actually has a pretty cute name. Pullah. I feel I feel like it pictures pictures what it actually is. It's also with uh a hard P, so bulla. Okay. Pulla. Alright. So ooksy pulla.
Speaker 3Kidos.
Speaker 1Kidos.
Speaker 3Oh, so we've said hello. What about if you're leaving?
Speaker 2What do you how do you say goodbye?
Speaker 3And and well, first the question, is there a different do you have to change the way you say hello if it's morning, afternoon, evening, or those appropriate for all times?
What Finnish Sounds Like: Speed, Tone, Monotone Myths
Speaker 1Uh you can if you want. But it's not needed. So you'll manage with just hate for the entire day and the entire year. Nice.
Speaker 3There are plenty other challenges. Like easy.
Speaker 1We like easy. Yeah, we like eye easy. And you'll even manage with hey when you say bye-bye. Okay. So this is where the easy part comes in of the language. So when you greet someone, if you want to be casual, you can say hey. And when you say bye-bye to someone, you're gonna say hey, hey. So just say it twice. Once for hello, twice for goodbye. Like the chicken in the Moana movie, if you watched it. Maybe you haven't, but maybe someone has. Hey, hey.
Speaker 3I know someone has. I know someone has. I watched it.
Speaker 1So yeah. Hey. And then when you say bye-bye, hey, hey. Nice.
Speaker 3Very simple. Easy and finish. Wow.
Speaker 1But it again, it has to H. That's maybe not the easiest. Hey, hey.
SpeakerHey, hey.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm. Well, that was perfect. You're setting a bad example for the people. Oh, pressure. It's hard. Really? Okay, okay. Maybe I'm just maybe I'm just Hey Hey. I'm not I'm not expecting more. I'm expecting too little of you. Is my hey bad? No, it's very good. It's perfect.
Speaker 3So good.
Speaker 1Oh true. Of course. Of course. You say hey too. Okay. Okay. Alright. Yeah. Well, this was the easy part.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's right. This was the easy part. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So now that we had a little mental break with that easy part, what else do we need to uh Uh-oh I have one word that you can use for everything.
Speaker 1And that is nonin.
Speaker 3Oh, yes. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1That's perfect for basically every situation. You can say no need if you're about to start something. So for example, you're about to leave somewhere with your friends, and you can say, no ni, let's go. No need, men na. Or you can say that if you're waiting for someone, you can say, no need, like it's taking too long, no need. And someone is telling you an interesting story, and you're really surprised, or like, I don't know, this is Or you're agreeing kind of in surprise.
Speaker 3Really?
Speaker 2Or you don't care. They just told a weird story and you're not sure what to say. Yeah, you can say no neen.
Speaker 1Or you can say no neen. Like as an agreeing term.
Speaker 3That's awesome.
Speaker 1Uh works for everything. I don't think that anyone is gonna question you if you have no need to do anything. Yeah. Someone bumps on the street. No need. Works every time. That's also that's kind of like the French, what the French say. Um, like they add this like hesitant tone to all the sentences. Nonin is like the thing that makes you sound Finnish. You want to blend in. In English, we say, uh is that like our um? Yeah, kind of.
unknownYeah.
Speaker 2No neen. Oh, yeah, that's a new one.
Speaker 3In context and everything. It's just so good.
Wild Wordplay: Tuli/Tuuli/Tulli and Kuusi palaa
Speaker 1Okay, that's good. Yeah. And also from no niin, you're gonna gain two more words, which are no and need. Okay. And what do each of those mean? No is it's like so. So for example, if you're starting a sentence, you can say no. I was here and did this no. Or and then mean is it's kind of like an agreeing term. Like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3You're listening to a story and you would normally say, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3Could you also use none for that?
Speaker 1Yeah, you could.
Speaker 2You couldn't. Because you can use none for you. Yeah, that's not even that's not a good question. That was a dumb question.
Speaker 1I mean, of course you can. Um so yeah, two more words from noni.
Speaker 2Great, great.
Speaker 1Awesome.
Speaker 2Now, just for fun, like we can't go to our libraries, our college libraries, and find learn Finnish in your car. Right. Right? There's there's really very difficult uh processes and stuff like that. Just speak Finnish for us. Tell us a story how like you just got married, and where you know you can tell us what about our we don't have to know what you're saying, but some people know what you're saying.
Speaker 1What Finnish sounds like uh I need to preface this by saying that my husband says that my English is impossible to understand because of how fast I speak. And especially if I speak with my friends, it's like blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3Okay, so your Finnish is that just impossible to understand. Yeah, yeah. She speaks great English, so yeah.
Speaker 1Maybe that's what I'm actually yapping. Me mentiin just naimisiin mun miehen kanssa tuossa itse asiime joulukuussa. Ja me oli siinä isossa vaukisessa kirkossa, mikä on Helsinki keskustassa.
Speaker 3See, that's not really fair because when she says it, you're looking at her and you're thinking, this is a beautiful language. Close your eyes. When we would hear our band, we would hire Finnish musicians who tour Europe. And they would be speaking with each other, and it sounded like this just monotone. Yeah, monotone thing. And so when I was trying to learn some, I would always do the things, and they're like laugh and laugh and laugh.
Speaker 1Like you need to go more Swedish when you're gonna do have some movement in your family tongue. Yeah. And I mean, even if you don't, for example, know a lot of English, American English, you're still gonna get a grasp of of like some things because it's so like it goes high and low and you know, it switches up the tone. But with Finnish, you're gonna miss everything.
Speaker 3Oh my goodness, yeah. Are they happy? Are they angry? Are they like, is it a story or are they telling me off? I I Is it dramatic? Is it totally? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's really it's just kind of kinking me.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it's really cool. It's like a secret language.
Speaker 1If you can speak Finnish, and yeah, yeah, they're gonna got it going on. Yeah, have a nice party trick.
unknownYes.
Finland Culture Hits: Santa, Reindeer, Seasons, Chocolate
Speaker 1You can tell about all the all the six six meanings of koosipala or something.
Speaker 2Yes, we had a guy tell us this the other day.
Speaker 1Well, maybe we could this can be maybe an interesting thing.
Speaker 2We were we were at a restaurant, so how do we say restaurant?
Speaker 1Uh Ravindola. Ravindola. Ravintola.
Speaker 2Great. Okay, great. So that's where we were. And the guy told we were trying to learn some Finnish because we were teaching him some English. Yeah. And so he said, if you know this phrase, it means six different things. Yeah. And it was that. So tell us that one now.
Speaker 1So it is koozy pala.
unknownOkay.
Speaker 1Koozypala. And to be honest, I'm not even sure if I'm gonna remember all the six meanings, but means six. It also means your moon. It also means spruce, like as a tree. Yeah, well, then when we go to the pala, pala is coming back, it's also burning, and maybe something else, but when you combine them together, can be the six are coming back, it can also be the spruce is on fire, it can also be your moon is on fire, it can also mean your moon is coming back. So also six is coming back. Yeah, true. Also, six is coming back. So it's vogue to be six. Again, with this, you're gonna know a lot, but are you gonna know how to use it? That's another question. Yeah.
Speaker 3No, no. The answer is A.
Speaker 1A. Probably no. I can't even I can't even remember all the meanings.
Speaker 3And how many Us are in the word cool zero two. Two. So as an American, what if I accidentally only say one of the Us?
Speaker 2That's gonna get you in trouble.
Speaker 3See what I'm saying?
Speaker 2This is a rated G program.
Speaker 3It changes it completely. I mean, I've made so many wonderful, hilarious mistakes in Finnish because I only say no now or whatever. Yeah. In public from the stage.
Speaker 2And it just sounds the same to us. Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah. Because my student's name is Vessa. And I don't hear the difference between Vesa and Vessa.
Speaker 2Where is Vesa? And y'all, if you listen to the beginning, you know what Vessa means if you listen to the beginning of Vesa. That's right.
Speaker 3Vessa.
Speaker 2So you don't want to call someone a toilet. Yeah.
Speaker 3Unless you mean to.
Speaker 2But we don't do that in Finland. We're nice. Right. That's so nice. Because this is a happy country. Finland claims to be the happiest country in the world. Yeah. Other countries also make that claim, but Finland is one of those.
Speaker 3Well, I think like lately they've been voted or something the happiest country in the world. I say they. You guys.
Speaker 1Yeah, we have voted ourselves as the happiest country in the world.
Speaker 2Why you need to visit and why you need to learn Finnish.
Speaker 3Yeah, visit the happiest country in the world in the summer time.
Speaker 2Yeah, come in the summer.
Speaker 1There have to be. At the winter time, we just hibernate. The whole country doesn't exist in the winter time.
Speaker 2Now, speaking of the country, just some little fun facts. Santa Claus is from here.
Speaker 3Yeah, from Lapland.
Speaker 2We have discovered, Rory and I just recently took a trip to Lapland. We'll tell you about in some future episode. The Sami people are there, which is the indigenous people of like not only northern Finland, but also Norway and Sweden. And so we now have learned where the elves are inspired from. Santa's Elves and this reindeer. We kept driving around seeing the reindeer. So we got all that. So Finland's got that going on. And so if you didn't know, Santa Claus is actually from Finland. So that's super fun.
Speaker 3Yeah. And then and there are reindeer everywhere, up in the Laplands, so you gotta be careful driving because they will be in the road.
Speaker 2Yeah, probably just driving around stage.
Speaker 3So now we know why Santa has reindeer pulling his sleigh.
Speaker 1Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 3Of course, duh reindeer everywhere. Yeah. There's no horses running around like that. It's gonna be reindeer.
Speaker 1Nope. Yeah. And you can also see the northern lights. Thank you. That's what I was gonna point out. In the city and Lapland, both. Actually, I even though it's pretty warm right now, I think that we saw some northern lights like a month ago. Even though it's summer, basically. Wow. Sweet. So it's possible all year round.
Salmiakki Debate and Final Travel Word: Lumi
Speaker 2Maybe not as often as in the winter, but and then because Samps is up there, you've got the Arctic Circle up north. Also, Finland has seasons, is one of those places where you can come in the summer and you're gonna have like daylight for gazillion time, you know, and like hardly the sun hardly goes down at all. And then there's certain parts you can go and you have all of the nighttime. Like all the time. Yeah. And it's nonstop dark. And like it'd be cool, but depressing. Yeah.
Speaker 3It'd be cool to experience if you knew you could leave.
Speaker 2Right. Right. And not have experience all the time. Four seasons. Yeah. And then what we like about the finished chocolate, and that's not all finished chocolate. We found this the one brand Fotzer. Fotzer. What we like about their chocolate, well, I mean we should say love, is that Belgian chocolate is very rich and almost bitter. It's like that dark vibe, like it goes more the dark direction. Switzerland goes more like the sweet direction. And the finished chocolate is like right in between of the two. And so there's always a war of like what's better, Belgian chocolate or Swiss chocolate, and like it's finished chocolate.
Speaker 3Right. You're asking the wrong question.
Speaker 1You're looking at the wrong thing, yeah. That's right. And it's so much in the perfect or the perfect middle that you could basically eat a whole bar at one in one sitting. It's not too sweet, it's not too bitter, it's uh just it's perfectly milky, smooth.
Speaker 3It's a blessing and a curse. Yeah, it is, yeah. Yeah, I I would never eat a whole chocolate bar generally in one setting. But if you give me the yellow with the hazelnuts, yeah. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2Now, you also have something very disgusting that people like here. Now, we think that probably we I would not vote for fish soup, and you have some very strange things. Fish soup is probably like a good food or whatever, but you have some weird fish things going on. But we're gonna just stick to the candy world. You have this stuff called salamiaki. And how do you say that in Finnish? Salomiaki.
Speaker 1So that's two cakes. Two case. Salomiaki.
SpeakerOkay.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah. And so how would you describe that? It's basically salty, really, really salty licorice. So if you've ever had black licorice, kind of the same taste, but then again, not at all, because you're not gonna taste anything else over the saltina.
Speaker 3Yeah, imagine like licorice, and for me, it's like soak it in ammonia.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3And then salt it down.
Speaker 1Some people say it tastes kind of like they would think car tire tastes like.
Speaker 2But I love it. You can pick car tire candy, or you can have chocolate.
Speaker 1Yeah. Uh totally up to the same. So I wonder which one is the favorite.
Speaker 3Yeah. Yeah. Or if you're in Finland, yeah.
Speaker 1I love salomiyaki, and we have salomiyaki, everything we have salamiak. Yeah. Ice cream, salmiyaki chocolate. Yeah, which is actually both of them. Because the chocolate save the salomiyaki taste. Yeah. Yeah. And some people even eat straight up salomiyaki because it's kind of, it's almost like a seasoning in itself, so you can have like dried up, just straight up salomiyaki.
Speaker 3Dip your finger in it, or oh. Okay. I have my own way of saying it because of my thoughts on it. Salomiyucki.
Speaker 1Salamiyaki. Yeah. Yucky.
Speaker 3So it emphasis on the yucky thing instead of although I did have it in the chocolate and it was really good. Yeah. The fatset of the colour. Yes, the combo. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1I think that's one of my favorites. And I I think that it's kind of like an I could compare it to Australian. Is it marmite? The big mite. Oh, right. That's strange. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe not the flavor, but it's something. It's like an acquired taste. Right. Good work.
SpeakerThere you go. Good analogy.
Speaker 2Alright. Any other final thoughts of things we might a word we might need to know for traveling to Finland? I'd say snow.
Speaker 1Okay. Because you're gonna see a lot of fat here in the winter season. Okay. And that is lumi. I think that lumi is actually a very pretty Finnish word and it's also a name that many Finnish people have. Lumi. Cute. Yeah.
Speaker 2Now, is that two U's, two M's? How do you spell it?
Speaker 1Lumi, so it's just one of everything. L-U-M-I. Lumi.
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